The Book of Genesis

1. In the beginning, there was a void. This seemed rather suspicious, as if this were indeed the case, there would also be no-one there to record it's presence, or lack thereof. So "poof" goes the Big Bang Theory. So, let's roll this again.

2. In the beginning, the world was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move. Since then, many have been looking for who was responsible and the guilty party…